So, I’m taking a public speech class and we’re about to do persuasive speeches.

The professor decides he’s going to assign our topics. What topic did I get?

I have to present a three minute speech persuading people to believe that separation of church and state is a BAD thing.

I have no clue how I am going to find intelligent reasons why separation of church and state is bad, and even if I somehow do I don’t know how I will present it without sounding like I want to scream. 

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  1. birdybaby said: if i were in your shoes, i’d continuously present things from someone else’s perspective, like someone who is an extreme conservative christian. technically, their lifestyle is just as legitimized by their religion as ours is by…being informed.
  2. pizza-and-coke said: Do it in character as the Church Lady from Saturday Night Live. COULD IT BEEEE……SATAN???
  3. everythingscomingupryan said: you should just layer it heavily in sarcasm
  4. kingoliver said: just google some glenn beck quotes
  5. lolpizza said: because jesus saves
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